LeisureArts Manifesto [Christmas 2004]

Manifestos are boring, but we like them. We are average people tired of the sterile world of museums and galleries. We are lazy. We love to shop. We love to eat. We like to talk with friends about reality television and drink coffee with silly names. We mean what we say until pressed too hard, then we start to drift into daydreams of garage sales and glossy magazines. We're too smart to care. We've read enough fancy books to justify our existence, but we don't bother. We'll have a party soon, so think of a gift. We're slackers, and we believe that LeisureArts is the highest art of all...